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	A Monstrous Y2K Bug By Solveig Singleton February 3, 1999 It's New Year's Eve 2000 and the news crews are reporting live from downtown. "Welcome to the millenium and CBC Toronto's new Live Satellite Eye on the Megacity. This is reporter Greg Manson. For those viewers whose power has just been restored, the scene we are featuring at the moment is the city Y2K Command Centre on Dundas Street," begins Gary Morton's Y2K-ill You 1650-word short story. Then the fun begins. A strange critter tries to take over the command post. It's half-human, half-amphibian, and all attitude. It's the Y2K bug gone real-life, and it starts by (you expected this, right?) chomping up the partygoers. As short fiction goes, I've read worse -- and there's little down side from reading it, not only because it's short. Is this first piece of Y2K science fiction just for fun, or is it a clever self-parody? For instance, we learn that the monster "does not appear to be of high intelligence, but its path across town to city hall could indicate that it is heading for the centre of government, perhaps to make demands of some sort." Of some sort? Perhaps it's headed to the Small Business Administration to demand a loan for a Y2K fix, or a cap on its liability for Y2K disclosures, or off to court to sue a software company. Somebody please stop it. Y2k has spawned monsters indeed -- a sickening new breed of lawyer-lobbyist.		FEATURES Book Reviews Y2K already has spawned its own genre. We tell you what books are worth buying. Chip 'n Little Cartoons Chip 'n Little goes on TV Chip 'n Little visits John Koskinen Chip 'n Little saves the world Warning: This cartoon has been called "foolish and tasteless." Y2K from A to Z Y2K Haiku Traditionalists may be shocked. Mad Cow Culture What does Y2K have in common with today's Mad Cow Culture? Answer: Everything. Declan McCullagh's Y2K articles Psychology of Y2K LATEST NEWS As of December 31, 1999 Get Your T-Shirt Quick Bill Gates Does Y2K Reader Feedback A Sarcastic Calendar Cooking After the Apocalypse A Real Y2K Disaster Hitchhiker's Guide Meets Y2K