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Millennium Rap
By Mad Cow Culture
May 21, 1999

[Ed. Note: Today we're unveiling a new section on y2kculture.com: Mad Cow Culture. If you don't get it, keep reading.]

Millennium Rap

I'm a mad cow rapper
Wits nearly frayed
Thinking of millennium
Everything delayed.
Milk backed up
In udders forlorn
Hay in the bread bin
My children not born.
Tractor at a standstill
Farmer in bed
Weeds on the warpath
Industry dead.
Guns at the ready
Anger in tow
Men on the warpath
Nowhere to go.
Cows getting antsy
Pigs getting lean
The farm no longer
A money machine.
This is all madness
I readily claim
I've been there before
It's cheese in the brain.


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