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	Millennium Rap By Mad Cow Culture May 21, 1999 [Ed. Note: Today we're unveiling a new section on y2kculture.com: Mad Cow Culture. If you don't get it, keep reading.] Millennium Rap I'm a mad cow rapper Wits nearly frayed Thinking of millennium Everything delayed. Milk backed up In udders forlorn Hay in the bread bin My children not born. Tractor at a standstill Farmer in bed Weeds on the warpath Industry dead. Guns at the ready Anger in tow Men on the warpath Nowhere to go. Cows getting antsy Pigs getting lean The farm no longer A money machine. This is all madness I readily claim I've been there before It's cheese in the brain.		FEATURES Book Reviews Y2K already has spawned its own genre. We tell you what books are worth buying. Chip 'n Little Cartoons Chip 'n Little goes on TV Chip 'n Little visits John Koskinen Chip 'n Little saves the world Warning: This cartoon has been called "foolish and tasteless." Y2K from A to Z Y2K Haiku Traditionalists may be shocked. Mad Cow Culture What does Y2K have in common with today's Mad Cow Culture? Answer: Everything. Declan McCullagh's Y2K articles Psychology of Y2K LATEST NEWS As of December 31, 1999 Get Your T-Shirt Quick Bill Gates Does Y2K Reader Feedback A Sarcastic Calendar Cooking After the Apocalypse A Real Y2K Disaster Hitchhiker's Guide Meets Y2K