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	More Y2K Blues By Randy Rogers October 25, 1999 I don't own a computer, I don't own a plane Looks like they're both going down, and I ain't the one to blame I never read much about it, something about a date A digit here and a digit there might make somebody late Chorus Y2K, Y2K ... People actin' crazy like it's the judgement day Here I sit in next to a Coleman heater waitin' on Y2K This could be the big one, if you believe what they say Here I sit on a box of crackers waitin' on Y2K No I wouldn't be here, if there was another way If you don't mind, I'll watch the skies, waitin' for Y2K I guess by now they mean it, long lines at the store I needed some more water, and I can't get no more My baby don't believe it, she's home watchin' TV Dick Clark's got the ball fallin', and it's gonna fall on me Maybe if I live through this, something else'll take its place Maybe some sort of fungus, or aliens from space Normally I don't keep time, but it's ten minutes to Y2K I'm not a religous man, but tonight I think I'll pray		FEATURES Book Reviews Y2K already has spawned its own genre. We tell you what books are worth buying. Chip 'n Little Cartoons Chip 'n Little goes on TV Chip 'n Little visits John Koskinen Chip 'n Little saves the world Warning: This cartoon has been called "foolish and tasteless." Y2K from A to Z Y2K Haiku Traditionalists may be shocked. Mad Cow Culture What does Y2K have in common with today's Mad Cow Culture? Answer: Everything. Declan McCullagh's Y2K articles Psychology of Y2K LATEST NEWS As of December 31, 1999 Get Your T-Shirt Quick Bill Gates Does Y2K Reader Feedback A Sarcastic Calendar Cooking After the Apocalypse A Real Y2K Disaster Hitchhiker's Guide Meets Y2K